english fuck up of the day: i thought ballache was pronounced like ganache

The awkward peppers are superb. This is a cry for help, not a fridge. https://twitter.com/chlsprry/status/1619828009934147586

I thought my most bourgeois injury of the week was cutting my finger opening a tub of Waitrose crème fraîche (for the second time this year). But then a mustard seed sprung out of a hot pan and landed in my eye while making Ottolenghi’s tamarind rice. Not sure where I go next.